I can train all I want but I will never beat a Chimp with a machete

Well, I may not be a ninja yet, but I am closer than I was 12 weeks ago! Ok ok, I probably can’t even use the words “I” and “ninja” in the same sentence because I still close my eyes when someone is swinging at me.  But, it is more like a quick blink now … More I can train all I want but I will never beat a Chimp with a machete